i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

kedalljenner:

do u ever see someone’s url and ur just like wow good job buddy

cumberbitch-freebitch:

wishful-geek:

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

liar-thief-killer-creep:

I can’t decide which fandom appeared most abruptly: the Hannibal fandom or the Disneyland Peter Pan fandom

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years