i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
do u ever see someone’s url and ur just like wow good job buddy
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
I can’t decide which fandom appeared most abruptly: the Hannibal fandom or the Disneyland Peter Pan fandom
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise